Maybe my uterus is just too cozy

I have decided that my womb is just so awesome that little people just don't want to vacate.  I mean, I hardly blame them.  Who wouldn't want to hang out with me 24 hrs a day?  However, there comes a time when it's time to exit and that time is quickly approaching for my little guy.  I can tell it's that time because I can hardly walk anymore and when I sit on the floor, it's a huge ordeal for me to return to a standing position.

I wish there were a way to communicate to him that it's really not that bad out here in the world.  His dad, sister, and I are really excited to meet him.  I promise that we're going to take good care of him, feed him well, and snuggle him as much as possible.  He'll have a lot of fun with his big sister, even though she'll probably boss him around A LOT.  He has a pretty nice room too (assuming that he's ok with elephants).  The bottom line is that we're good people-come hang out with us:)